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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    What do you work as Dev?

    No **** will phone your office, swear.
     
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    Mick, Apr 16, 2014
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Dev is a quality controller for McCowan's Toffee
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 16, 2014
  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have a franchise, I search the streets of Glasgow for loose change and I get to keep 50% of everything I find.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 16, 2014
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What list?
     
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    Gambol, Apr 16, 2014
  5. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Get Up
    Shower
    Put on yesterdays pants and socks
    Put on work uniform
    Carry baby downstairs
    Put Postman pat on
    Make babies bottle
    make/drink coffee
    If I can be arsed, make breakfast
    Give baby her bottle
    Change babies nappy
    Put babies clothes on her
    Make packed lunch
    Leave house
    drop baby at grandmothers
    Go to work
    Knackered already!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Apr 16, 2014
  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Have you got a baby?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 16, 2014
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wife ****ed off and left ye, eh?
     
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    Gambol, Apr 16, 2014
  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Either that or she's a lazy boot.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 16, 2014
  9. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    WISH SHE ****ING WOULD!

    Nah! She's on nightshift!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Apr 16, 2014
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Or maybe the Peckham Pouncer is a bird.
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 16, 2014

  11. User Deleted

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    Get up
    Piss
    Pose for a bit
    Breakfast of weetabix milk and uncooked oats
    Pack gym bag
    Brush teeth
    Get dressed
    Go to gym
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Or maybe not.
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 16, 2014
  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Who's to say we aren't all fictional?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 16, 2014
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Keyring dun a Mindy.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 16, 2014
  15. stopmeandslapme

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    He could be one of those lesbos who get some random bloke in a bar to knock them up.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 16, 2014
  16. Null

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    When do you get up .. after yer piss?
     
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    Null, Apr 16, 2014
  17. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Wake up
    Lie in bed for 5 more minutes
    Get out of bed
    Iron shirt
    Shower
    Shave (if needed)
    Brush teeth
    Get Dressed
    Leave House
     
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    Null, Apr 16, 2014
  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Can't understand people watching telly first thing in the morning.

    The last time I did that was 1969 and the fake lunar landings.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 16, 2014
  19. Patience

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    Can't beat some sky news with yer coffee, ER.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    TV in the morning?

    **** that, who's got time to watch TV?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 16, 2014
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