Let's hope Nigel recalls him from his "successful" loan period at non league Bromley then, he could be your match winner
From what I've seen so far I really hope, for the sake of football, that Pompey win this game. Saints were up to their usual diving theatrics again yesterday (throwing themselves through the air as if buffeted by elephants, in contrast to the trailing leg dives of the previous home game). They certainly have the full repertoire of cheating at their disposal - but it seems as if the tide has turned and refs have wised up.
The only thing that is certain and bona fide in the Sun are the 'jugs' on page 3. We do not have confirmation that Bart 'the Juggler' will be featuring promimently in the match.
I am now looking forward to a nice yuletide chant at the match on Sunday, something like this perhaps? 'Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see the scummers spanked away'
I think SB3 will need to slip out of the Country in disguise Rich rather than waving goodbye at the airport. Maybe he might sneak onto a sub in the naval base and slide out to sea with a few other slippery Skates
Well, I'm still quivering from that spanking you gave us 2 points dropped by us but honours even in this season of goodwill to all men.