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Off Topic Get it off your chest thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Feb 6, 2018.

  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Having pissed up socks thrown at you. <whistle>
     
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  2. NSIS

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    Is that common there mate? I mean kids pissing on their socks and then chucking em?
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    I think there's a lot of mentally unstable people there but the kids are just fine. <whistle>
     
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    Sounds like you need to move faster than Kwai Chang ****ing Caine to work there!...
     
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    I can picture the scene at RCL's house when he gets in from work and slams the front door then a voice bellows from the lounge...'Are you pissed up again'? <laugh>
     
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    ‘When you can dodge the piss filled sock, it will be time for you to leave, Grasshopper’ <laugh>
     
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    Not too far from the truth <laugh>
     
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    One of the staff made a scene of a mass murder using jelly babies and red food dye in a box for another member of staff... so again...not too far of the mark <laugh>
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    That's only happened once. .but kids piss in rooms...spit at you and then there's all the kicking, scratching, biting and hitting...believe it or not they are quite nice kids ... just very ****ed up nice kids.

    Oh and they all have potty mouths...one girl called me an ugly **** and got confused when I only objected to being called ugly <laugh>

    Another said .. "you is a ****"...so I said that I was disappointed that he forgot his grammar rules as it should be "are" not "is"...he turned to a mate and complained that it was impossible to annoy me <laugh>
     
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    Keep up the good good fella <ok>
     
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    You fugly ****
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    What’s with these shameless kids holding up signs at the football for attention like “please can I have your shirt Player X”? Parents need a slap.
     
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