Off Topic Get it off your chest thread.

I don't want to copy anybody's though and it always has to be personal to me, like getting Skye.

I've told him the basics of what I like and don't like, the rest is up to him to impress me if he wants my dosh.

 

you glory hunter.

 

but why leave it up to him?

you already have skye, give him something else to work with if you want to keep it on a personal theme.

 

Not me, I even fell out with one of my best footie mates on here, when i blow every ****er catches it. That's what makes me laugh when people think i'm bias, I don't even know the meaning of the word, friend or foe, I don't give a ****!

 

Keep it that way. The unpredictabilty makes it interesting.

 

Hmmm Unpredictable, yeah i think we can safely say i fall into that category...or is being a dick all the time predictable

 

Bollox, I should have banged her, me and him grew apart anyway. What a wasted opportunity.

 

True

 

And stop the ****ing **** politics threads.

Spread your horizons, there's a whole world off **** threads out there.

Believe me

 

This has got mileage and needs stickying.

 

I've got a story like that. My mate was round my house having beers the first Mrs luv was in bed unwell. My mates wife turned up after a hockey game still in her kit and she was well fit. We drink for a bit my mate is in the chair me an his wife on the sofa watching tv. He falls asleep and she's grinding her arse into me.
My mate was a really heavy sleeper.

I do nothing.

I'm very disappointed in myself to this day and it was 20 plus years ago.

 

Are you still friends?

 

No.

 

Idiot.

 

Later found out she was doing the rounds, ****ing everyone.

 

There's always a story about missed chances that one looks back on. Mine was at a party with Mrs Ninja and a lot of the guys were in the kitchen as they do and I was chatted up by this bang fit Egyptian bird who was clearly taking no for an answer. I told her I was at the party with my wife, then she preceded to rub my dick through my trousers. When she felt the goods she wanted to go outside and suck me off.

A long story short the Mrs came in for a refill and I always wondered if she would have deep throated me? Oh well, that's life as they say.

 

Yeah mine all get cling filmed. Itch a bit but not much. Put bepanthnol (sp?) On for a few days and jobs a goodun.

 

How long before the redness comes out of the tattoo? Mines looks like I've just walked out of the studio

 

Usually two or three days just keep it moist with vaseline.

 

I'd listen to him, he's the Vaseline expert