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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Oct 13, 2015.

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. Better off using a standard Berol marker for such doodling, eh?
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That would certainly be my weapon of choice
     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I am a fan of the humble Biro, but the nib of a Berol flows like silk across a lady's breasts.
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Don't they chair the UN Human Rights body?

    Didn't we vote for them?

    Lolzy
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The head of MI6 traditionally initials documents in green ink. <ok>
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Now that you mention that, I think that does ring a bell, is it not the letter "C" or something?
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That is also why there has never been a head of MI6 that has been colour blind(I actually made that pish up myself, as I'm sure you guessed)
     
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  9. ERINBLACK

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    Are MI6 recruiting?
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yep they always are, but applications are only open to people in their late 20s. Edge and I have interviews next week. ****, I've said too much
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure, but I know they're looking for a new Milk Tray man.
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    They actually are.
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    There is a secret entrance inside Vauxhall Cross, hidden in an innocuous, cheap plywood cupboard it leads to MFI6.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nobody who likes wine would ever make it home made. Never. Full stop. They're just cheap alkies.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, did you no hear aboot ma new job?
     
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  16. King Shergar

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    Hardly like they can pop down the off licence and get it though :biggrin:
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :huh:
     
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  18. King Shergar

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    I've made my own beer before, it took about 4 weeks and didn't taste great. Was pretty leathel though, 1 pint and you'd feel like you've had a few, I reckon it was close to 10% volume.

    Lots of people make there own alcohol:biggrin:
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ye and they are all fuds. Just like you
     
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