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Get him Skelped

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Oct 13, 2015.

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  1. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    If it was me, I would like to think that I would try to make the best of the situation.

    If they're going to lash me, why not enjoy it.

    "Master Masochism in 10 easy lessons or your money back" or some such self-help manual would turn a problem into a solution.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :huh:
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

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    You'd need your top guns on board at that distance to shoot them out of the trees.
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Your allies, you mean?
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  6. monacoger

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    Can you ****s not read, it is 360 lashes, not 350. Arseholes.
     
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    Your allies as you're British

    <confused> as to why you're :huh:
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You drink the wine
    You've done the crime
    Now do the time



    Just a shame that National Poetry Day was last week
     
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  9. Shawswood

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    The wine was found in his car I believe, so did he actually drink it?

    He may have been a teetotaller who just liked effecting the fermentation process
     
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  10. Ciaran

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  11. monacoger

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    He deserves double the amount of lashes if that is the case
     
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  12. King Shergar

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    Some of the rules are actually quite contradictory in Saudi Arabia. Your not allowed to be gay or you'll be lashed, however if you are caught talking to someone of the opposite sex you are also lashed, unless they are a family member. Outside of your family you are only allowed to communicate and socialise with people of the same sex as yourself. :biggrin:
     
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  13. Shawswood

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    Just just to be sure they should give the car a few lashes
     
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  14. monacoger

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  15. DevAdvocate

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    Which is why I said they are intolerant savages.
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

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    What would be the Saudi punishment for transporting cocktail sausages?
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    Depends on whether they are pork or beef.

    Pork = Beheading
    Beef - 10 years in the pokey
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

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    What if you were caught drawing a picture of a bacon sandwich, on the inside of a Club biscuit wrapper, with green Biro?
     
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  19. monacoger

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    That's ok unless they are up your arse
    That is just asking for trouble. Who the **** uses a green biro?
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That's what you'll look like if you ever dare go paintballing with the Trevanator
     
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