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Monaco mate, ignore those ignorant ****s and do what I do - copy it all down in a couple of A4 size notepads
I'm already half way through doing it mate, who needs a download and printer? (whatever the **** they are!)
Scanning and zipping are a bit difficult as I don't know what it is, the best I can do is send you the photocopy by post.