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Gerrard Books and Pandas

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm writing my autobiography now. I'm not hesitating calling all of you ****s. <ok>
    In my book I'm calling pandas ****s too.
     
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  2. Since you claimed to be writing your book whilst typing that post, is that post part of your book?
     
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    Tony Adams' was pretty good.
     
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  4. What about his book? :bandit:
     
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    I just don't find footy books interesting, they seem to focus on the negative quite a lot whereas I would like a more Roy of the Rovers approach focusing on the brilliant career they've had describing the highs and what happens behind the scenes before and after during these periods, As fans that's what we remember that's where we would like to be, that's what makes us dream of being a footballer.

    As much as I hate the old ****er and wouldn't read it anyway Fergie short changed the Man Utd fans with that rehash he did, he should have focused on a brilliant career and taken the fans down memory lane other than slagging off everyone like he did.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Multitasking. One hand on the phone. The other on the keyboard.
     
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    They are normally quite disheartening as you picture scenarios and relationships and it's not like you thought.

    Bit like when your favourite book gets made into a film and the characters look nothing like you had made up in your imagination!
     
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    Steven Gerrard 'never liked black people': El Hadji Diouf accuses Liverpool icon of racism

    Steven Gerrard has been labelled a racist by former Liverpool teammate El Hadji Diouf, in response to a stinging attack on the Senegal international in the former England captain's autobiography.

    "We all saw how he made life difficult for Mario Balotelli in Liverpool," Diouf told Senegalese radio station Radio Future Media, according to Le10 Sport. "I warned him. Liverpool are not a team that welcomes black unless they are British. Otherwise, you have no chance. This is common knowledge.

    "Gerrard has never liked black people. When I was in Liverpool, I showed him that I was black, I'm not English, but I will not let him walk all over me. All the time I spent there, he never dared to look me in the eye.

    http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/steven-ger...i-diouf-accuses-liverpool-icon-racism-1519838


    Smoke... Fire...
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    And Diouf doesn't like white people - didn't spit on any black players as I recall ....
     
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    Steven gerrard cant be a racist, otherwise he would have joined chelsea straight away!
     
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    Nail the stinking **** badgers as well <ok>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Gerrard is sexist too. That's why we've never signed any women to the men's squad.
     
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    hahaha, old Spit the dog coming out with another beauty.

    Gerrard nailed him in his book, so he's gone straight for the balls with his retort and labelled him a racist.

    He couldn't take issue with what he actually said about his character, as everyone knows it's true!

    A cheap shot, from a hideous individual.
     
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    To be fair. Suarez is 1/4 black and he left after just 2.5 seasons.

    There might be something in this Gerrard is racist thing. Suarez must have felt uncomfortable being a teammate of Gerrards.
     
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  15. Sissoko...? Babel...? Sakho...?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sissoko wouldn't have been allowed to have a career ruining injury if he were white.



    Maybe that's the problem with pandas. They're all racist. Male panda sees a hot lady panda and thinks "I want a piece of that" but the lady sees the male is part black and says "no dice Mister, you're part black, no way you're fathering my cubs".

    Thus pandas are dying out because they're all racist ****s.
     
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    See Badgers arn't racist ****s like pandas. They don't care if their mates have a black streak on/in them.

    Badgers breed so much they get culled. Pandas are ****s and die out.
     
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  18. Or there is just a lack of racist dicks ;)
     
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    I wonder how he did that? <whistle>
     
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    Nothing worse that someone using their colour in that way, it's been a fight to stamp out racism and it's of course still an ongoing fight. Idots like this then set the cause back with what is a form of racism itself.
     
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