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German female footballers promoting the U20 World Cup (NSFW)

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  1. The Situation

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    Sam Allardyce should sign them, its the only way he'll ever play attractive football!
     
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  2. Sir Bobby

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    Statistically Newcastle has the highest percentage of D or bigger breasts. Not sure if that includes the blokes as well though <whistle>
     
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  3. Beatski

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    but can they take my tackle from behind... <whistle>
     
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  4. beardface

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    But you wouldnt say no, would you?
     
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  5. Son of a pitch

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    I wonder if they could take my deep tactics and constant whipping in of the balls <whistle>
     
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  6. beardface

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    beardface, Jun 9, 2011
  7. Badgers Assemble

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    Tits or GTFO
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Every holes a goal Tash! <whistle>
     
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  9. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    I wouldn't say no.
     
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  10. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    :pI would sooooooooooo hang out the back of them... Hope they go down easily!
     
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  11. The Situation

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    1. hang out the back of http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hang%20out%20the%20back%20of

    When a man has sex with someone from behind implying anal sex, although it can also mean regular sex Doggy Style.
    I bust in on them and there he was hanging out the back of her.

    Dave: Crikey mate look at that piece over there
    Alan: Golly Gosh I'd love to hang out the back of that!

    Haha what an example!
     
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  12. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    I don't if a girl has big or small tits, nice tits are nice tits, ugly boobs are ugly boobs...The brunette on there would get destroyed like she was a stolen car in GTA 4! 2nd blonde is deeeeeeeeeelightful as well! (not that I am turning down any of them in case they peruse this thread and decide they want some forum obsessed geordie meat?)
     
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  14. Aircrafted consulate.

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    On that basis do you want to go out with me Tash?
     
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  16. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Croydon...Do you reckon you could make the distance work?
     
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  17. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Haha, unfortunately mate i'm not gay! <ok> Contrary to popular belief!
     
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  18. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    In England;

    "Right people, as we all know sexism has been a long-running problem within football and the women's game has struggled to gain popularity due to competing directly with the men's game for air time. I propose we form a new top flight in women's football and have it played over the summer months. This will help generate interest in the game whilst the men's season is inactive and with new sponsorship I feel the profile of the women's game could grow massively."

    In Germany;

    "Okay ladies, you are wanting for make big namen for yourself ja? You are top football players for Germany and we are wanting people to make notice. Now first we will make wetter the T shirt okay...."
     
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  20. Alfie

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    She'd ****ing certainly need a sense of humour.
     
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