Your parade wasnt as good though, because you didnt have an event happen at the parade that you can milk for victimhood and spend the next 40 years persecuting people over it in the name of "Justice". And I mean, unless you get one of those, whats the point in having an event?!
You call that a parade? Where was your crazy sniper? Crazed car driver mowing people down? You didnt even have a corrupt official with a huge twirly moustache to cover **** up who you can go after.....pfft, you call that a parade?
Ouch...
