Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

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They knew they had to watch Jatta, just too quick for them 1-0

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

1-0 Notts. Proper Sunday league defending. Centre-half chugging along like your mate’s dad who is there because only ten turned up.

 

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Salford slow and weak as ****, you really don't want that with Jatta rolling at you.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Salford slow and weak as ****, you really don't want that with Jatta rolling at you.

Not sure I’d want that if I was quick and strong. Though I am stronger than these centre-halves and probably as quick as the one on the right. Still wouldn’t fancy marking him plus I’ve just had a big bowl of yoghurt.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

2-0. Get it in the ****ing mixer.

 

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David Beckham not looking overly impressed.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Don't envy those Salford fans sitting in this full sun.

They'll blend into the seats before long, then it will look really empty

 

[FosseFilberto]

Lochas Ness with the second

 

[FosseFilberto]

David Beckham not looking overly impressed.

Same look he had on his wedding day...

 

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They'll blend into the seats before long, then it will look really empty

We constantly go on about skin cancer in this country, but they've got a whole section empty and in the shade, we really don't think through these events even with the weather warnings.

 

[FosseFilberto]

We constantly go on about skin cancer in this country, but they've got a whole section empty and in the shade, we really don't think through these events even with the weather warnings.

Real men rub Baby Oil on, not ****ing sun screen...

We used to be a country...

 

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Real men rub Baby Oil on, not ****ing sun screen...

We used to be a country...

20,000 new cases every year. All Salford fans this year.

 

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Looks like lots of Salford fans aint even bothered to return to their seats after the break. I think I'd just stay under cover having a nice cold beer if I was them today.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Looks like lots of Salford fans aint even bothered to return to their seats after the break. I think I'd just stay under cover having a nice cold beer if I was them today.

Most of them have been spotted on the box and told to come home by their parents

 

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Most of them have been spotted on the box and told to come home by their parents

I use to wonder how the spanish fans cope with it, especially somewhere like Atletico Madrid's old ground that had no shelter what's so ever. Think it's been bulldozed now.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I use to wonder how the spanish fans cope with it, especially somewhere like Atletico Madrid's old ground that had no shelter what's so ever. Think it's been bulldozed now.

Not having eight pints of Boddingtons before the match helps.

 

[FosseFilberto]

20,000 new cases every year. All Salford fans this year.

Whilst I was (obviously) being facetious... it is a huge problem because my generation really wasn't that aware of the risks ... 3 weeks island hopping around Greece in the early 80s with mates - we took Piz Buin F4 for the first week (being careful) F2 for week 2 (because we were now 'acclimatised' and yes Johnsons ****ing baby oil for the third weeks run-in - madness - my cousin, the one who passed last May, got 3rd degree burn across his shoulder on a 24 hour ferry from Paros to Rhodes - permanent scarring ...

In contrast, our kids have been smothered with factor 50 since they were born

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Salford have taken off the winger who looked quite handy. Borini on.

 

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Whilst I was (obviously) being facetious... it is a huge problem because my generation really wasn't that aware of the risks ... 3 weeks island hopping around Greece in the early 80s with mates - we took Piz Buin F4 for the first week (being careful) F2 for week 2 (because we were now 'acclimatised' and yes Johnsons ****ing baby oil for the third weeks run-in - madness - my cousin, the one who passed last May, got 3rd degree burn across his shoulder on a 24 hour ferry from Paros to Rhodes - permanent scarring ...

In contrast, our kids have been smothered with factor 50 since they were born

As I've got older I've noticed more and more moles, probably from being sun burned over the decades.