Well done Chelsea for winning the helicopter plain crash derby 2-1.
How was that not a pen for Lesta ?
What's a 'helicopter plain' ? Is it like a tundra?

It's a flat peice of land. Like the carpark the helicopter smashed into.
What's a 'flat peice' ? ... is it a piece for ******s?
Anyway - can now watch the rugger for the afternoon...