I don't play fantasy football cos I'm not a sex offender
Most people merely have to give their e-mail address and choose a team name - you sure you're not getting it confused with something else you've been rejected for?

I don't play fantasy football cos I'm not a sex offender

'Inappropriate behaviour' apparently ... ooooerrr matron ...
That 3rd place trophy is still a dream for you lot mate.
We won it before your lot in the Premier League era and listening to @FosseFilberto I now understand that is the only benchmark.
Not the only one mate ... but one that proves to be emotive for some peeps ... and therefore worth its' weight in gold ... or cheese, if you're a Spurs fan ...
'Inappropriate behaviour' apparently ... ooooerrr matron ...
It’s not emotive, just shows you’ve got ****e patter

Not really matchday news but read Jenas has been sacked by the BBC. His luck had to run out eventually after stealing a living as an elite footballer and waffling on a Beeb sofa for about a million quid a year.
Apparently sent dick pictures, should have just sent a pic of his head
Who to?

Apparently sent dick pictures, should have just sent a pic of his head
Joking, it did not say but presumably a female member of staff
The Gary Lineker thing just appealed to the dark side of my sense of humour
If only it was true the BBC meltdown would be epic
So wish that was true.Gary Lineker
Sheff Wed v Leeds should be decent. Bit of pressure on Farke already if they don’t win with 263728383 Leeds fans at the match.