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Newcastle fan shags seagull and goes to jail


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It does look like the same guy in fairness, lovely little addition to our ranks. Must have moved house though as it says on his profile there that he lives in Newcastle but the seagull shagger gave his address as Roker Avenue, Sunderland (and is quoted in lots of places as living in and being from Sunderland). I guess if I was known in the area for shagging wildlife I'd probably move house too.
 
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UK media hype has one less team to chat **** about just need England out now then we can all enjoy the football.

Not the UK, it's mainly the English media hype. The scottish commentator on last night's game was very pragmatic throughout. The english nobhead next to him was talking every pass up like it was being played by Pele, as usual.
 
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Anybody saying England are overhyped after reaching the semi final of the World Cup and final of the Euro’s is just bitter. We have been literally banging on the door recently more than any other country. We are right to be regarded as the tournament favourite going into this regardless of how terrible we’ve been this time around.

Still qualified after two games like.
 
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Anybody saying England are overhyped after reaching the semi final of the World Cup and final of the Euro’s is just bitter. We have been literally banging on the door recently more than any other country. We are right to be regarded as the tournament favourite going into this regardless of how terrible we’ve been this time around.

Still qualified after two games like.

Not sure we were 'right to be regarded as favourites' ... particularly after the Iceland game ... odds are determined largely by the amount of money invested by punters ... and bookies make money on punters getting it wrong <laugh>
 
Not sure we were 'right to be regarded as favourites' ... particularly after the Iceland game ... odds are determined largely by the amount of money invested by punters ... and bookies make money on punters getting it wrong <laugh>
It was a meaningless friendly which should have no impact on how we are viewed.

Our record in recent tournaments is right up there with anyone else. We are in the top 5 nations in the world. I stand by my comment that we were right to be regarded as favourites.
 
It does look like the same guy in fairness, lovely little addition to our ranks. Must have moved house though as it says on his profile there that he lives in Newcastle but the seagull shagger gave his address as Roker Avenue, Sunderland (and is quoted in lots of places as living in and being from Sunderland). I guess if I was known in the area for shagging wildlife I'd probably move house too.

Or ask for a lifetime subscription to the RSPB
 
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Or ask for a lifetime subscription to the RSPB
Did you not see the one a couple month back? Season ticket holder at Newcastle was brought up without his Mother in his life. Got to know her as a young adult. She was an alcoholic so he was taking her vodka and when she was passed out he was shagging her.
 
Did you not see the one a couple month back? Season ticket holder at Newcastle was brought up without his Mother in his life. Got to know her as a young adult. She was an alcoholic so he was taking her vodka and when she was passed out he was shagging her.

Yeah I clocked that. Depraved ****er.

People like that need lobbing down a hole.
 
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Did you not see the one a couple month back? Season ticket holder at Newcastle was brought up without his Mother in his life. Got to know her as a young adult. She was an alcoholic so he was taking her vodka and when she was passed out he was shagging her.

<laugh>
 
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Did you not see the one a couple month back? Season ticket holder at Newcastle was brought up without his Mother in his life. Got to know her as a young adult. She was an alcoholic so he was taking her vodka and when she was passed out he was shagging her.

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Did he have this playing in the background
 
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There's one made the Chronicle who's been done for trying to prove why he needed a sex doll by essentially raping someone.
 
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