Explains why I’ve been inside Mrs Foss at least three times.You're my knob ... always have been
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That is Ponky's actual bike ...
... and that is Ponky
I'd like my bike back now please Flos
And you're old enough to be my Grandpa
Watching the rugby mate ... proper mandem ... no ferret faced fannies involved
Bloody egg chasers
No worries ... we've been divorced for over 20 years ... and she likes you ... think her words were, to paraphrase... "... like a Willy, only smaller"
****ing awesome ... incredible intensity, sporting spectacle ...
Never happened ... unless my sperm navigated siccessfully past your mum's oesophagus and onwards ...
Never happened ... unless my sperm navigated siccessfully past your mum's oesophagus and onwards ...
That's not really the way a Grandpa should be talking to their Grandchildren
As I said ... would be a first ... so I suspect you're adopted ... your real dad was a bloke named Bill Nicholson ... who loved a practical joke ...
I'm not sure this material is quite ready to take out on tour just yet Flos.