Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Sucky]

Sick chip @Big Ern

 

[Saf]

Liverpool will give a new contract to Keita bro.

Do me, do me.

 

[Saf]

Taty Castellanos has just scored his 4th against Real Madrid tonight.

 

[remembercolinlee]

Ryan Mason back at the helm

How many managers is that since Levy took charge now ?

Including Ryan Mason...239 ... but if you only count the ones who played good football 4... jol, redknapp, pochettino and Conte (for 6 games last season)

 

[remembercolinlee]

So what's the chances of Chelsea getting Kane now they will have poch?

That would be fukeries for the spuds

Even Levy would realise that his shiny stadium would go up in smoke if he sold him to them

 

[Fox Mulder]

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[Tel (they/them)]

Do me, do me.

Sunderland will sign Mason Greenwood on loan bro.

 

[Saf]

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That’s Mackems for ya

 

[Fox Mulder]

Fosse is enjoying this

 

[Saf]

Sunderland will sign Mason Greenwood on loan bro.

Oh okay. She probably made it all up anyway then. Skank.

 

[duggie2000]

I just tried saying that three times, ended horrendously.

It was actually East Fife five Forfar four

 

[Big Ern]

DA YOOOOFFFFFFF!!!!
4-1.

 

[Diego]

It was actually East Fife five Forfar four

Actual line was
East Fife five Forfar so far four.

 

[duggie2000]

Actual line was
East Fife five Forfar so far four.

Still not as good as

The bowlers Holding the batsman's Willey

 

[Diego]

Still not as good as

The bowlers Holding the batsman's Willey

The best line ever in a newspaper was in Scotland after Calais Thistle knocked Celtic out of the cup with a 5-0 win.

SuperCalaisgoballisticCelticareattrocious.

 

[Big Ern]

West Ham 5 Arsenal 1
West Ham win the FA youth cup final

 

[Rorschach]

Transfer window madness is just around the corner.

If Leicester survive we can look forward to them signing some ‘very fine talent’ from Ligue 2.

Newcastle fans will piss and moan that they’ve signed McTominay for £40m

Chelsea will sell 15 players and bring in whoever Arsenal are looking to buy

Arsenal will sign 15 players from Chelsea

United will either be burned to the ground if the Glazers **** the sale up, or we’ll get the Sheikh and buy some Dutchmen.

Spurs will spend all summer trying to sign Kvaratshkelia and end up with Brennan Johnson

City will sign Bellingham and then get ejected from the PL

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[haslam]

The best line ever in a newspaper was in Scotland after Calais Thistle knocked Celtic out of the cup with a 5-0 win.

SuperCalaisgoballisticCelticareattrocious.

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[Diego]

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Not a sports one but I like it

 

[Mick O'Toon]

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Stormzy didn't see the funny side of it

https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/so...zy-romelu-lukaku-newspaper-react-10769538.amp