Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[luvgonzo]

We're all over the place.

 

[Libby]

Why would you know who i am, we've never met.

Exactly luv

 

[luvgonzo]

Shut up macmanamamanaman you annoying ****.

I was thinking the same after your last post.

 

[ToonArmy1892]

Exactly luv

Dunno what you are on about.

 

[ToonArmy1892]

Chelsea are better but need to score.

Jammy 1-0 home win incoming.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Mate - we are trying to quickly pull together a PL Board procedures manual for our posters. We thought we wouldn’t need it until next season so have been caught a bit short.
In the meantime just keep it low key and remember there are two posters who are fair game:
1) Sucky - all things Nunez and the fact that the nearest he has been to Anfield was a trip to the Isle of Man last year
2) Fosse Filberto - a whole host of topics. Chaos is an expert at winding him up on football topics so PM him for info. Then there is his sexual prowess in the 70’s, unshaven women, Wout Faes. Pinkie can supply you with a full dossier if you need it.

Yet ... I'm sitting here having witnessed a Premier League title, an FA Cup win and 2 top 6 finishes in the last decade ... not to mention being with a woman 12 years younger than me ...

... during the same time span, the Toon have won diddly squat ... and Chaos has had his tits cropped more than once and attempted an abortive land grab on his allotment ...

I guess success is all relative ...

 

[Big Ern]

FA Cup, well done.

I did say you were awesome.





* sorry, you meant the Fairs Cup right. My massive mistake.

The ****ing fairs cup? The one you qualified for by throwing a trade fair?

 

[Libby]

Yet ... I'm sitting here having witnessed a Premier League title, an FA Cup win and 2 top 6 finishes in the last decade ... not to mention being with a woman 12 years younger than me ...

... during the same time span, the Toon have won diddly squat ... and Chaos has had his tits cropped more than once and attempted an abortive land grab on his allotment ...

I guess success is all relative ...

Why on earth is this relevant

 

[luvgonzo]

The league position of both teams is about right.

 

[ToonArmy1892]

Both teams are genuinely ****.

It's great.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Why on earth is this relevant

You obviously didn't read the full post ... although, admittedly, my missus was probably unshaven in the 70s ... being born in '72

 

[FosseFilberto]

The league position of both teams is about right.

League positions generally are

 

[luvgonzo]

League positions generally are

Yeah alright smart arse.

 

[ToonArmy1892]

It's legit like watching a Sunday morning game this.

Hilariously bad.

 

[Sucky]

I just hate Liverpool, ok?

Prefer that to some liVARpool homo **** tbh

 

[Sucky]

It's legit like watching a Sunday morning game this.

Hilariously bad.

Nothing better to do?

I cleaned the kitchen 1st half.

Half time snack and a spliff break

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Will hit the bedrooms 2nd half rejuvenated

 

[Sucky]

Yet ... I'm sitting here having witnessed a Premier League title, an FA Cup win and 2 top 6 finishes in the last decade ... not to mention being with a woman 12 years younger than me ...

... during the same time span, the Toon have won diddly squat ... and Chaos has had his tits cropped more than once and attempted an abortive land grab on his allotment ...

I guess success is all relative ...

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[Bodinki]

aye 1-0 home win incoming deffo

 

[ToonArmy1892]

Have a feeling liverpool might come out with a rocket up their arse and score early, Chelsea may have missed their chance first half.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Nothing better to do?

I cleaned the kitchen 1st half.

Half time snack and a spliff break

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Will hit the bedrooms 2nd half rejuvenated

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