Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Tel (they/them)]

40 minutes and your in the Lake District. Beautiful place.

Carlisle itself is just a **** city to be honest.

But as a NUFC fan it’s 1 hour on the train.

So the best thing to do in Carlisle is visit Newcastle

 

[Diego]

You from there too Diego?

Nah, just south of Lizard Point mate

 

[Tel (they/them)]

All filthy. Nah there are some very sexy lasses our way. Farmer girls like a bit of everything.

Not into hairy birds tbh.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Nah, just south of Lizard Point mate

What, you live in the sea?

 

[Geordie Ginola]

So the best thing to do in Carlisle is visit Newcastle

Hmmm yer probably.

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Not into hairy birds tbh.

If you can get past the hair. They like all holes touched and are willing to swap relations.

Just saying there’s a lot of swinging in the rural areas.

 

[Peej]

Villa game ...

a win/win game for Lampard

 

[Peej]

So the best thing to do in Carlisle is visit Newcastle

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

 

[Fox Mulder]

If you can get past the hair. They like all holes touched and are willing to swap relations.

Just saying there’s a lot of swinging in the rural areas.

There's a hotel someone got killed by an axe murderer up towards Ambleside. They never found the killer either.. you know the place?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Quite like Newcastle, packed with cheap slappers.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

There's a hotel someone got killed by an axe murderer up towards Ambleside. They never found the killer either.. you know the place?

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[Geordie Ginola]

There's a hotel someone got killed by an axe murderer up towards Ambleside. They never found the killer either.. you know the place?

Erm…. Nope not me. No sir

Really?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Erm…. Nope not me. No sir

Really?

No mate just thought you'd know the place... **** staying there though .. creepy as **** .

 

[Geordie Ginola]

No mate just thought you'd know the place...

I know Ambleside it’s a lovely place. Proper postman pat town.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I know Ambleside it’s a lovely place. Proper postman pat town.

Yeah there a country club near there ive been.. probably 5 star.. really nice ...I love the pies and food up that way . It's all proper scran

 

[Peej]

I know Ambleside it’s a lovely place. Proper postman pat town.

I know Ambleside. Rode Kirkstone pass a few times when having weekends in lakes.

Keswick is the place to be in the lakes.

 

[Peej]

Quite like Newcastle, packed with cheap slappers.

for some I hear they are not cheap.

 

[Gessa]

Best fish n chips I've had were in the Lake District, Vinegar Jones, been a few years now but they were great back in the day

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Cockermouth lol

 

[Geordie Ginola]

I know Ambleside. Rode Kirkstone pass a few times when having weekends in lakes.

Keswick is the place to be in the lakes.

Absolutely class place mate. The town is fresh and your a stone throw away from a lovely area.