A point deducted per fan who enters the field of play.
Only it is decided there and then after everyone has returned to their seats, via VAR. So you have Oliver, Tierney and Moss sat in an office somewhere using the technology to tally up fans, and next to it on the big screens is the PL table changing in real time as the points total drops.
300 fans invaded the pitch? Sorry lads, we're playing in the Isthmian League next season.
That'll teach them.
This fan VAR wouldn't spot a Liverpool fan......

