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All big Wang out innit, big div come plonked his snake in your gob and shut you right up.

No easy feat<laugh>

Not really mate... indeed he set you up rather nicely and you being a bit of a div kid left yourself gaping as per <laugh> ... now sit down quietly in rhe corner with your D cone hat on and I'll explain ... whether you'll understand or not is open to debate ...

We did get charged under FFP rules by the FA but we contested the charge ... an actual fine under the FFP rules would have amounted to around £12 million - being broadly the difference between the size of operating loss and our wage bill - however, there are certain costs that you are allowed to remove from that equation and we argued that if that were done then we would not have been in breach - the Football League agreed that the rules could have been interpreted as we had done in faith - but as a gesture of goodwill and to save on continuing legals costs we offered to pay just over £3 million to settle the issue - the Football league acepted.

To put it into perspective, we paid broadly 15 x less to settle the issue than the cost of your goalkeeper in your attempt to buy more trophies.

Now you will likely revert to your usual cop out of "too many big words to read" - so just read this last bit ...

You have been comprehensively burned and may need to sit in an ice bath for a while - but, as I consider myself your friend, I will also tell you that you have a nob shaved into the back of your head and you may need a new hairdo ... can't have you going out in public as a badly singed dickhead now, can we? <cheers>
 
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Not really mate... indeed he set you up rather nicely and you being a bit of a div kid left yourself gaping as per <laugh> ... now sit down quietly in rhe corner with your D cone hat on and I'll explain ... whether you'll understand or not is open to debate ...

We did get charged under FFP rules by the FA but we contested the charge ... an actual fine under the FFP rules would have amounted to around £12 million - being broadly the difference between the size of operating loss and our wage bill - however, there are certain costs that you are allowed to remove from that equation and we argued that if that were done then we would not have been in breach - the Football League agreed that the rules could have been interpreted as we had dine in faith - but as a gesture of goodwill and to save on continuing legals costs we offered to pay just over £3 million to settle the issue - the Football league acepted.

To put it into perspective, we paid broadly 15 x less to settle the issue than the cost of your goalkeeper in your attempt to buy more trophies.

Now you will likely revert to your usual cop out of "too many big words to read" - so just read this last bit ...

You have been comprehensively burned and may need to sit in an ice bath for a while - but, as I consider myself your friend, I will also tell you that you have a nob shaved into the back of your head and you may need a new hairdo ... can't have you going put in public as a badly singed dickhead now, can we? <cheers>
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