A big toe offside
A wise man on here, though I forget who, said “OFFSIDE IS OFFSIDE END OFF”. You can’t fault that wisdom.
The shadow from his boot lace
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Trumped by Portsmouth’s FA cup win mate.
Pompy > Saints.
soz abar that bro
We'll just have to win the FA Cup then, won't we? Then we'll have the JPT over the fish-fiddlers.

All I'm saying is Im sure I remember Leeds winning something in my lifetime.
But Ive not seen Everton win anything since I was born.
I dont count being in the top flight for 60years as anything to crow about tbh. Probs Cos I'm not a [HASHTAG]#peasant[/HASHTAG]
Ya Mon.Glad to be of assistance
Does our Johnstons Paint Trophy in 2010 count?

Ahh there u are.That’s because your memory is ****ed, the actual facts say otherwise.
Dickhead.
Can you score with your hand?Does a hand count if it’s offside ?
Can you score with your hand?
No mate.
I just thought it was any part of the body that was offside, then it’s offside.
If not, then he was just on.
No, don't think anyone would call Forest a big club.
Back to back European Cups though, that's pretty ****ing legendary tbf.