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[Sucky]

Tbh that sounds like a step from shagging that blonde he posted a pic of

Mrs has bought me Amstel light ffs.

It’s 3.0%

Go easy then mate.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Go easy then mate.

It’s not bad actually. Might stop at one, head’s spinning a bit.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Sounds like a keeper bro.

No fukin choice. Does your lasses arse taste a bit salty?
The best things in life are ****in salty.

 

[Jammy 07]

Thinking of having my head shaved tomorrow.

Y'now, before the Chelsea match...it's all a bit Nicky Clarke at the moment and just feels wrong.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No fukin choice. Does your lasses arse taste a bit salty?
The best things in life are ****in salty.

Nah it’s more like talc... I make her wash first I’m a bit OCD.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Thinking of having my head shaved tomorrow.

Y'now, before the Chelsea match...it's all a bit Nicky Clarke at the moment and just feels wrong.

@Tobes this might have snatched Fosse’s crown.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Thinking of having my head shaved tomorrow.

Y'now, before the Chelsea match...it's all a bit Nicky Clarke at the moment and just feels wrong.

Nicky Clark?

I knew a girl called that and she used to bite her own toenails after swimming in the Tyne..

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Nicky Clark?

I knew a girl called that and she used to bite her own toenails after swimming in the Tyne..

****off Roy

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

It’s not bad actually. Might stop at one, head’s spinning a bit.

Just bang your lass up the ****ter. ****s love it. Just saying.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Antonio out for tomorrow @Big Ern

Don’t worry though, Ole ball.

 

[Fox Mulder]

****off Roy

True... Used to swim about 12 West of Newcastle..

 

[Fox Mulder]

Antonio out for tomorrow @Big Ern

Don’t worry though, Ole ball.

I've gone 1-2 Manchester

 

[Jammy 07]

Just bang your lass up the ****ter. ****s love it. Just saying.

If only more men were as insightful as you...

There'd be none of this Men are from Mars nonsense.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Thinking of having my head shaved tomorrow.

Y'now, before the Chelsea match...it's all a bit Nicky Clarke at the moment and just feels wrong.

Don't shave your head.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

If only more men were as insightful as you...

There'd be none of this Men are from Mars nonsense.

But, men are from Mars.

 

[Jammy 07]

Don't shave your head.

Back, sack & crack ?

 

[Fox Mulder]

If only more men were as insightful as you...

There'd be none of this Men are from Mars nonsense.

Says you the guy telling us about his crap wine

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Back, sack & crack ?

Not me, but you obviously do you gay ****.

 

[Jammy 07]

Says you the guy telling us about his crap wine

Buy and try before being a naysayer

 

[Fox Mulder]

Joelinton says nufc is aiming for the europa league... Thankfully we can miss out and have a run at top 4 next season