Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Blueman]

Leave the double blade Stanley with the matches mate, these lot aren’t ready for that level.

Just bring a hammer.

No worries, I'll bring a credit card instead. That'll make em smile.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Nufc have closed their training ground.. Not able to train due to covid breakout being so bad... Could get interesting

 

[Peej]

No worries, I'll bring a credit card instead. That'll make em smile.

gonna buy em something nice?

 

[Fox Mulder]

nestle their head between your boobs and finger them?

I would be terrified!

I need my glasses, thought that said prison....

Everything is so much easier with tits

 

[Peej]

Nufc have closed their training ground.. Not able to train due to covid breakout being so bad... Could get interesting

bruce is gonna love that, he will bang the weight on without the workouts he gets walking to canteen.

 

[Blueman]

gonna buy em something nice?

It fits nicely across their mouths.

 

[Peej]

It fits nicely across their mouths.

really? With **** chops like those have?

 

[Blueman]

Poison is the way to do things.... Befriend them, make them a drink and then explain to them what you're going to do to them.

Bit pervy mate.

 

[Blueman]

really? With **** chops like those have?

Forget it mate.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Bit pervy mate.

Just a sick joke sorry

 

[brb]

ffs, if you're going to kick Grealish wack him proper out, give the dick something real to roll about.

 

[Fox Mulder]

bruce is gonna love that, he will bang the weight on without the workouts he gets walking to canteen.

In other news the leazes terrace that prevents St James Park from being extended has just been sold to a middle Eastern company... Hmmmm

 

[Tobes]

Poison is the way to do things.... Befriend them, make them a drink and then explain to them what you're going to do to them.

Serial Killer^^^^^

 

[Fox Mulder]

Serial Killer^^^^^

Tbh I don't know what I was thinking posting that

 

[Treble]

Poison is the way to do things.... Befriend them, make them a drink and then explain to them what you're going to do to them.

Then wait until they're asleep

 

[Peej]

Forget it mate.

I knew what you were on about.

 

[Tobes]

In other news the leazes terrace that prevents St James Park from being extended has just been sold to a middle Eastern company... Hmmmm

It’s a Grade 1 listed building you dickhead

 

[Peej]

Then wait until they're asleep

Last time he made me a drink it didn’t make me sleepy. Well pissed off.

 

[Fox Mulder]

It’s a Grade 1 listed building you dickhead

They'll just build around it

 

[Libby]

They'll just build around it

Don't think there's much room is there?