Loris has a broken arm
Vertonghen has a broken cheekbone
Eriksen has a broken heart
Pochettino has a broken belt
Aurier has broken his curfew
Rose hates Spurs
Toby hates Spurs
Alli has turned into Francis Jeffers
£1bn toilet
Signings are all ****e.
Spurs are ****ed.
Vertonghen has a broken cheekbone
Eriksen has a broken heart
Pochettino has a broken belt
Aurier has broken his curfew
Rose hates Spurs
Toby hates Spurs
Alli has turned into Francis Jeffers
£1bn toilet
Signings are all ****e.
Spurs are ****ed.
