I can't sit there supporting Utd, it's not in me.
You won't have to for long.
I can't sit there supporting Utd, it's not in me.
Done I'll even text my son to not let me know until it's over.
I can't sit there "supporting" Utd, it's not in me.
It's going to be a nerve racking couple of hours if you're not watching. What are you going to do in that time?
Baldy Fat guts.Right then own up, who's got the Chelsea sock?
I'll watch a film or something and turn my phone off. I'll be informing everyone that they are not to tell me anything about the game.
You got a basement with no wi-fi you can lock yourself in?
I'm going for talking to himself.
Forget about it and watch TV.It's going to be a nerve racking couple of hours if you're not watching. What are you going to do in that time?
Forget about it and watch TV.
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What if it's 0-0 and Utd scored an injury time winner and I celebrated. I can't do that to myself. It's just not right.
I will calmly check the score at the end of the game and eat an orange flavoured Club biscuit as a way of acknowledging a Utd win IF it happens.
If City win I'll eat a Wagon wheel but the one with raspberry jam in the middle, knowing full well that is not really a Wagon wheel.You'd be celebrating a City loss and a Liverpool advantage. Just make sure you don't shout out Rashforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd and you won't feel dirty!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm orange club biscuit! I like those, wise choice.
Unlucky Brighton, heroic effort.
Don’t worry, mate.
I reckon they’ll do better against your sorry lot, yeah?

If City win I'll eat a Wagon wheel but the one with raspberry jam in the middle, knowing full well that is not really a Wagon wheel.
If City win I'll eat a Wagon wheel but the one with raspberry jam in the middle, knowing full well that is not really a Wagon wheel.
Nice of you to join us HIAG. I'm guessing wifi was blocked for 88 minutes on Aeroflot?![]()