Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Looks increasingly likely that United are going to poach Cristian Eriksen from Spurs @Hoddle Is A God ... and Levy has been informed that if he stalls on the offer and fails to accept before the end of the season, United will begin to unsettle prize asset Harry Kane by informing his agent that we will pay him £600k a week to force a move away from wet shart drain.
 
Tel said:
Looks increasingly likely that United are going to poach Cristian Eriksen from Spurs @Hoddle Is A God ... and Levy has been informed that if he stalls on the offer and fails to accept before the end of the season, United will begin to unsettle prize asset Harry Kane by informing his agent that we will pay him £600k a week to force a move away from wet shart drain.
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He can join Poch who you managed to poach off us as soon as Jose left.

All you needed to do was show him the Badge. That's what big clubs do.
 
Tel said:
What on Earth are you talking about?
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Reminding you of the last time you turned up giving it the we are United bollocks and we will just throw our weight about to get what we want or else <rofl>

Just reminding you...that went well last time
 
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Spurlock said:
Reminding you of the last time you turned up giving it the we are United bollocks and we will just throw our weight about to get what we want or else <rofl>

Just reminding you...that went well last time <ok>
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The time when we didn't approach Poch to be manager, that time?

Or the times when Berbatov and Carrick and any other you care to mention ran up the M6 to sign?
 
Big day today.

Unfortunately if we don't get the 3 points City will 100% win the league, sickening considering how many points we've got, and only lost once all season.
 
Chief said:
The time when we didn't approach Poch to be manager, that time?

Or the times when Berbatov and Carrick and any other you care to mention ran up the M6 to sign?
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The time Tel was giving it the we are United...Poch would drop everything to join you and bring Kane with him.

Ended up with a Hobbit and a heavy weight boxer upfront instead.
 
Tel said:
Looks increasingly likely that United are going to poach Cristian Eriksen from Spurs @Hoddle Is A God ... and Levy has been informed that if he stalls on the offer and fails to accept before the end of the season, United will begin to unsettle prize asset Harry Kane by informing his agent that we will pay him £600k a week to force a move away from wet shart drain.
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600k? **** that <yikes>
 
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