Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Tel (they/them)]

The big black geezer with crap hair

Smalling?

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Hazard should get someone to make him sturdier shinpads. Gets hacked to bits regularly. Maybe Real will help him out?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Sarri’s eating cig butts again.

 

[Chief]

Booooom!

Magic.

 

[NSIS]

Goodnight Chavs...

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Bosh have that ya chav bastards.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Yay Poggers.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Dodgy Kepa
Dodgy Kepa
Dodgy Kepa

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Rashford/Pobga/Smalling makes it 2-0.

 

[Archers Road]

Chelsea should probably just play a plastic bag in goal

 

[Tel (they/them)]

14 goals and 11 assists this season for the world’s most expensive haircut.

 

[Libby]

6-0 on the cards again?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

6-0 on the cards again?

Backed 5+ United goals at 125/1

 

[NSIS]

Next goal will be crucial.



Assuming there is one...

 

[Blueman]

6-0 on the cards again?

YES OF COURSE!

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

6-0 on the cards again?

7 or 8, I'd have thought. Keeps creeping up. 4-0 v Bournemouth, 6-0 v City.

 

[Dier Hard]

Boos at half time. Ouch.

Arrizabalolga should be saving that header too.

 

[Blueman]

Boos at half time. Ouch.

Arrizabalolga should be saving that header too.

Good. Sarri gone soon.

 

[Dier Hard]

Good. Sarri gone soon.

Shame really, he’s been one of the few Chelsea bosses I’ve thought seemed a decent bloke. Doing a good job too

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

At least @The Ginger Nigga won’t remember this in the morning.