Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Spurlock]

You ain’t a United fan lad, you pretend to support MY club but we can all see that you’re part time.

He's yours mate

 

[The Ginger Marks]

That wasn’t me, That was The Carrick fan, Big difference.

But you’re the author of the Carrick fans comments.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

That wasn’t me, That was The Carrick fan, Big difference.

You need sectioned you ****ing gormless toad.

 

[Libby]

I’m a United fanboy, Whether you like it or not.

Correct.

 

[PINKIE]

That wasn’t me, That was The Carrick fan, Big difference.

So it’s not bullshit then is it ?

You are doing exactly the same as HIAG, when he gets called out for being a prick and then claims it wasn’t actually him, but some made up online character.

Very weak and cowardly.

 

[Spurlock]

Couldn't resist could you

You knew Piskie would link it all to Hiag and Skiddy would bang on about Lay-bys.

It really is like watching Channel Dave

 

[Matth_2014]

Im taking my anger out on Matth, Because Southampton didn’t win yet again last Saturday.

Fixed.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

He's yours mate

Can I recycle him for spare parts then?

 

[PINKIE]

Couldn't resist could you

It’s true though.

Maybe Matth is HIAG’s love child after all.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

You knew Piskie would link it all to Hiag and Skiddy would bang on about Lay-bys.

It really is like watching Channel Dave

No ones mentioned lay boys yet have they?

 

[Spurlock]

Can I recycle him for spare parts then?

Swap him for a helmet?

 

[Spurlock]

No ones mentioned lay boys yet have they?

True...not yet...apologies, I jumped the gun

 

[The Ginger Marks]

It’s true though.

Maybe Matth is HIAG’s love child after all.

The resemblance is startling, I’ll give that.

 

[Spurlock]

Anyway...I think we all need to concentrate our efforts in ****ing Matthew up..stop distracting me

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Swap him for a helmet?

I can’t imagine what it would be like seeing him every day in my house, just imagine how many times his mum has caught him shagging the Sunday chicken in the early hours of the morning.

 

[Blueman]

Seriously, who told this ****ing dick about the premier league board ffs?

He's a complete ****ing bell end mate.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

True...not yet...apologies, I jumped the gun

 

[Skylarker]

Sorry to hear about your pooch mate, it’s never easy losing a man’s best friend. My dog died a few days after I left home to join up, we’d had him for about 12 years so he was old anyway but there was nowt wrong with him when I left. Shame that mate, gutted for you.

He died of heart problems.... not once did he have any heart issues when i was there.

Adds to the drama of my life.... my boy is devastated.

Been an incredibly tough month and not getting easier.

Im at that stage where football means nothing. I didn't even know we played Fulham until Sunday night.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Anyway...I think we all need to concentrate our efforts in ****ing Matthew up..stop distracting me

Matthew has stoked the beast.

Spur’s has enough of this tatted-up mumble rapper.

 

[Libby]

That wasn’t me, That was The Carrick fan, Big difference.

Are you literally taking the piss?

I've always had a lot of time for you on here and stuck up for you but patience is running ****ing thin.

A variety of people have tried to explain things to you and you flat out refuse to acknowledge or listen.

You deserve everything you get, go stick your head in a pan of boiling water and make me a hard boiled egg which I can repeatedly throw at your pathetic self.

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