Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Oh.

It's just that you seem to be a bit .. Well, needy, mate.

That'll be you being intimidated by the footie talk again mate.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Not really, Tel.

We're a mile ahead of you.

Last I checked our current team finished above your current team.

And we played **** football.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Lukaku is suited to a hoof ball club. He's basically a lump to aim it to and hope it pings in off his massive frame. I'm not complaining at seeing Utd and Mourinho in particular struggle, but **** me, when you think about some of the talent that has been at Utd over the years, this lot are embarrassing.

Yeah not the best season so far to put it mildly. We won’t sit in our own piss for 15 years like The Arsenal though.

 

[PINKIE]

Yeah not the best season so far to put it mildly. We won’t sit in our own piss for 15 years like The Arsenal though.

Who do you bring in next then ?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Just seen Lloris’ red card ffs

 

[Libby]

He was pony last season, mate. Made about 7 errors leading to goals.

Errors have been creeping into his game for a couple seasons now, was at his peak like 2012-16ish.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Who do you bring in next then ?

Who knows? I’m not the owner.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

...when you think about some of the talent that has been at Utd over the years, this lot are embarrassing.

It would be easier to name the half decent players, Pix.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

That'll be you being intimidated by the footie talk again mate.

Don't think so, mate.

It's definitely you being desperate and needy.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

It would be easier to name the half decent players, Pix.

We can’t all be as good as Spurs mate, if only more clubs could reach the dizzy heights of winning absolutely nothing, ever.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Last I checked our current team finished above your current team.

And we played **** football.

You're playing **** football again, Tel.

Do you think you'll finish above us, this season?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

We can’t all be as good as Spurs mate, if only more clubs could reach the dizzy heights of winning absolutely nothing, ever.

You seem to be doing just fine, at the moment, Tel.

 

[PINKIE]

Don't think so, mate.

It's definitely you being desperate and needy.

You literally don't know what you're talking about, do you ?

 

[PINKIE]

You're playing **** football again, Tel.

Do you think you'll finish above us, this season?

Sounds like an avatar bet with Tel right there. You got the stones ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You literally don't know what you're talking about, do you ?

You so much want and need that to be true, mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Pure plagiarism, Bobby.

Utterly shameful.

I feel soiled.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

You're playing **** football again, Tel.

Do you think you'll finish above us, this season?

I don’t think we will actually, because we are playing ****. We could though. It’s not impossible.

You seem to be doing just fine, at the moment, Tel.

You’re basically Matth’s dad.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Sounds like an avatar bet with Tel right there. You got the stones ?

You know what?

I genuinely believe that Tel hasn't , mate.

 

[PINKIE]

You so much want and need that to be true, mate.

You badly need some new material mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You’re basically Matth’s dad.

Why do you think I abandoned him, Tel?