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Hoddle Is A God said:
But you don't wind me up, Matth.

Pixie knows that, and that's how it is that he's secretly taking the piss out of you.

Don't get me wrong... I like the fact that you are trying to spread your wum-wings. It's like - how can I put this in a context that you'll understand?

I know.

Imagine a herd of elephants.

You have the alpha bull, with the fearsome tucks, ripping the **** out of trees, and scaring lions and tigers ****less, yeah? His trumpeting reverberates throughout the entire jungle. His hareem of females drip musk, waiting for his mighty tool to impregnate the lot of them.

Then, there is the young bull elephant. He's older than a baby, but not big enough to pose any real threat. So that when he practices his charges, none of the other elephants are particularly concerned or fussed. When the alpha bull is shagging, Junior is rampaging among the herd, excited and with a hard-on, but not knowing what it's for or what to do with it. You get the picture, I am sure.

In wumster terms, I am the alpha male, and you are that young bull is you, Matth.

Do you get it, now, yeah?
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Did you just call yourself an alpha male, Jesus Christ, <doh>.
 
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