Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Tel (they/them)]

Leicester are back playing like champions, Arsenal are back playing like Arsenal.
(BBC Football Live commentary, Leicester 1 v 0 Arsenal)

Ouch!

Eh @PISKIE ?

They've had a red card as well

 

[Hoddle is a god]

They've had a red card as well

This is going to be Wenger's real send-off.

Arsenal are going to get a dry humping tonight, I can sense it.

 

[Skylarker]

This is going to be Wenger's real send-off.

Arsenal are going to get a dry humping tonight, I can sense it.

I doubt it mate... Unfortunately they're playing Lesta Westa.

I don't think they do dry humpings?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I doubt it mate... Unfortunately they're playing Lesta Westa.

I don't think they do dry humpings?

You suggesting that Leicester might bottle the easiest dry humping of the season, Bro?

 

[Skylarker]

They've had a red card as well

That kid Wenger thinks is the next Chambers?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

That kid Wenger thinks is the next Chambers?

Dwayne Chambers.

 

[Skylarker]

You suggesting that Leicester might bottle the easiest dry humping of the season, Bro?

Yep. Any other team might... not Leicester.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Dwayne Chambers.

More like Dwayne Dibley.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Yep. Any other team might... not Leicester.

Our teams would have no hesitation putting a slipshod and lame Arsenal to the sword, Bro.

 

[Skylarker]

The surname Chambers was an occupational name for a servant in the bedroom of a nobleman. Further research revealed that the name is derived from the Old French word "chambre" which means room, and refers to someone of the title chamberlain, which later came to signify a more administrative office in noble households.


Wengers perfect defender.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

The surname Chambers was an occupational name for a servant in the bedroom of a nobleman. Further research revealed that the name is derived from the Old French word "chambre" which means room, and refers to someone of the title chamberlain, which later came to signify a more administrative office in noble households.


Wengers perfect defender.

You paid £40m for an admin assistant

I know.... we paid £90m for a haircut snigger snigger.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Leicester are all over Arsenal.
(BBC Football Live commentary)

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Leicester are all over Arsenal.
(BBC Football Live commentary)

Why the **** do you watch the BBC commentary? You know Sky Sports News is free right?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Why the **** do you watch the BBC commentary? You know Sky Sports News is free right?

I have multiple sources on the go, Tel.

I pick whichever one happens to suit my wum agenda.

 

[Skylarker]

Why the **** do you watch the BBC commentary? You know Sky Sports News is free right?

I'm streaming the Chavs game.

Firstrowsports.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I have multiple sources on the go, Tel.

I pick whichever one happens to suit my wum agenda.

Ah right. The ***** enabling BBC is shameful though, you should shun that ****.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I'm streaming the Chavs game.

Firstrowsports.

I've got it on, utter ****.

 

[Skylarker]

Ah right. The ***** enabling BBC is shameful though, you should shun that ****.

Or BBC Salford as it's properly known

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Ah right. The ***** enabling BBC is shameful though, you should shun that ****.

Saville, Stewart Hall, The Hairy Cornflake, and Rolf Harris are all gone, now, mate.

 

[Skylarker]

I've got it on, utter ****.

Yeah both teams look like they're already relegated. Poor showing.