Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Hoddle is a god]

Which one of you will ride pillion?

Not that kind of chopper!

I’m talking about a gunship.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I’ve hurt you in some way, haven’t I, Ben.

Yes you have Leslie, my ribs after falling about at your appalling grammar.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

You are on my list, Tel.

Do you have info on me? Even I don't have info on me!

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I'm not sure, yet, Tobias.

I want to, but I'm aware that once we tread down that path, there is absolutely no going back

My preference is to pass the information around several unreliable sources, for a general "in private" piss-take, before setting up some silly ****er to post the incriminating evidence on this board, and then take the rap.

I've got information on a few posters, as it happens

Pretty much what we did with you Les, try Sucky.

 

[Tobes]

Pretty much what we did with you Les, try Sucky.

I think he’s doing a stretch

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Spurly getting schooled on the basics ..

Run the away goals thing by him when you get time.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Do you have info on me? Even I don't have info on me!

No, you misunderstand me, Tel.

What I mean is, you’re on my dozy ****er li....

Er...

You’re someone I have earmarked to “deliver” a little package for me.

That’s what I meant to say.

But keep it between us, yeah?

 

[Libby]

This is ****ing awful to watch.

Gotta leave for work in 15 minutes.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Cloak and Dagger Leslie with Tel writing the slapstick, it’s the best you could do I suppose.

 

[FosseFilberto]

No, you misunderstand me, Tel.

What I mean is, you’re on my dozy ****er li....

Er...

You’re someone I have earmarked to “deliver” a little package for me.

That’s what I meant to say.

But keep it between us, yeah?

You don't need a midwife when you're having a dump HIAG ...

 

[Spurlock]

This is ****ing awful to watch.

Gotta leave for work in 15 minutes.

I reckon you're going to miss the fun

 

[Chief]

This is ****ing awful to watch.

Gotta leave for work in 15 minutes.

Lucky you, I'm sat here having to endure it in the flesh.

 

[Spurlock]

Lucky you, I'm sat here having to endure it in the flesh.

Oh dear..what just happened?

 

[NSIS]

1-0 Saints.

 

[Spurlock]

I reckon you're going to miss the fun

Called it

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Saints go a goal up!

I bet Libby just left the house, too.

 

[Libby]

GAAAABBBBBBIIIIIII!!!

 

[Libby]

Leaving now see you on the other side.

Up the ****ing Saints.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Imagine the Championship next season

WBA
Swansea
Stoke
Villa
Fulham
Boro
Leeds
Sheff Utd
Sheff Wed
Norwich
Derby
QPR
Hull

Big Royal Rumble that.

And Sunderlan.... oh yeah, not them.

 

[Spurlock]

Oh When the Spurs...go marching in