Anyway, now that I've managed to rattle Tel...how's the footy coming along?
Nothing unusual so far.
Anyway, now that I've managed to rattle Tel...how's the footy coming along?
I am chilled, I know you want to **** my face up with a Cheese grater though
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Who?
0-2 to Juventus
Game on.
Tel is just another version of Matthew
Tel doesn’t have Matth’s wit.
Tel doesn’t have Matth’s wit.

No shame in that, he shredded you to within an inch of your life on here when you come back with your tail between your legs the other week![]()
No shame in that, he shredded you to within an inch of your life on here when you come back with your tail between your legs the other week![]()
Well, he didn’t really, eh.
He merely rehashed some of the old ‘Pede ****, then went back to playing his Xbox and ****ing.
Matth is a bad boy tbf
It’s strangely a pleasurable experience being mauled by Matth. It’s like being nibbled my a goldfish.
Yet it’s still far more savage than anything Tel has offered.
Come off it you clown, I've had you in floods of tears after one of my milder sessions. You even reported me on a few occasions attempting to get me banned. That's rattling on a whole new level.

See what I mean!
You, my friend, are a hoot!
Promise me you’ll never change, yeah?

