Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Hoofball tactics reversed

 

[Commachio]

united getting stuffed by spurs, piskie enjoying it

arsenal got gang raped by swansea


but lets not forget chelsea

 

[Saf]

I was joking. Is it actually a pub? ****ing northern weirdos.

I hate cockneys. Little fannies should be sent off to France to live with the rest of the cowards

 

[PINKIE]

united getting stuffed by spurs, piskie enjoying it

arsenal got gang raped by swansea


but lets not forget chelsea

fang raped

 

[Saf]

united getting stuffed by spurs, piskie enjoying it

arsenal got fang raped by swansea


but lets not forget chelsea

Burnley just equalised

 

[Rorschach]

We got pissed on by Swansea. Hence me clutching at straws tonight.
I actually wanted you to win this one.

****s

you should have know after 11 seconds that Moureens bus parking tactics wouldn't work

 

[Tel (they/them)]

What the **** has that got to do with you getting gaped by the ****y spuds ?

Sanchez

It's like laughing at me for shagging a chubby bird whilst you're balls deep in a disabled Labrador.

 

[PINKIE]

It's like laughing at me for shagging a chubby bird whilst you're balls deep in a disabled Labrador.

 

[Commachio]

fang raped

i couldnt change it in time, you were to quick

well it was in wales.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Ok, name one.

Liverpool 0-3 at home.

 

[Commachio]

Burnley just equalised

good, ha'way burnley

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

good, ha'way burnley

It’ll be Ashley’s fault. Nothing to do with Benitez. He’s only the manager.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Liverpool 0-3 at home.

Probably felt worse but there's no way we played worse.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

What the **** was that Fellaini sub about?

 

[PINKIE]

Phil Jones is a ****ing fug ugly mofo.

 

[PINKIE]

Chelsea

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Phil Jones is a ****ing fug ugly mofo.

You'd still shag him, you have sex with disabled dogs.

 

[Saf]

What the **** was that Fellaini sub about?

Injured

 

[PINKIE]

You'd still shag him, you have sex with disabled dogs.

Never said I wouldn't

 

[Commachio]

Bournemouth stunned Chelsea to secure their first away win in seven Premier League matches with a remarkable three-goal victory at Stamford Bridge.