Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

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We aren't a one man team so I'd say we have 3 x kanes in Bobby, mo, and mane

So easy a 27 -0 win vs Porto
 
If it makes you feel better just remember we beat man city last weekend so it's almost certain we will drop points against Swansea on Monday.

So in short

I feel your pain mate

You'd ****ing better not. Last thing we need is those ****s getting a whiff of a revival.
 
I like everyones logic with the jinx attempts but you're failing to take into account just how poor we are.

Like seriously, seriously poor. They're gonna have a field day. 0-4...






























At ht.
 
I'm glad you've all got on board with supporting the spurs lads and their quest to sit at the big boy table.

Heart warming tbh
 
Just watching MOTD now, first Brighton pen claim was 100% a pen and was Bakayoko's fault, you can see Caballero stunts his stride when he thinks the ****** is going to make the clearance.

Second one would have been soft, but we've all seen them given. Would have been Bakayoko's fault again.

On another day we are all talking about Bakayoko being one of the worst players this league has ever seen, he really is a complete calamity.
 
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What about other deities - can they stop a Spurs win today against hapless Saints


We will probably need divine intervention to avoid yet another defeat. To cover all bases I'm gonna rattle off half a dozen Hail Marys, implore the Universe for help, mediate whilst fasting for 8 hours, and ritually sacrifice a cockerel in the Temple of Jupiter.

That last one should do it <ok>
 
Just watching MOTD now, first Brighton pen claim was 100% a pen and was Bakayoko's fault, you can see Caballero stunts his stride when he thinks the ****** is going to make the clearance.

Second one would have been soft, but we've all seen them given. Would have been Bakayoko's fault again.

On another day we are all talking about Bakayoko being one of the worst players this league has ever seen, he really is a complete calamity.
Agree with nearly all of that apart from the Bakayoko part. He is certainly not one of the worst players but the absolute worst and ranks right up there with Djemba Djemba. <ok>