Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Chief]

In all seriousness, I am pretty handy.

Not quite as handy as I used to be, but still pretty handy.

That's awesome.

So, about that pint?

 

[AKCJ]

I wouldn't say ****e but he's very one dimensional.

Bit like Morata, only scores more.

Morata is twice the footballer of Lukaku.

Best target man in the league by a distance.

 

[Chief]

Is he ****.

Nonsense.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

In all seriousness, I am pretty handy.

Not quite as handy as I used to be, but still pretty handy.

No you're not.

 

[Sucky]

Haigs will **** all of you up no question, he's a brute, big buzz lightyear chin on him. I've seen the size of him.




















Or was it an illusion

 

[StanDMan]

Called it before KO that Sam will bend over.

Hope Everton gets scuked into relegation. Fat Sam deserves one relegation after what he did to England etc.

 

[PINKIE]

No you're not.

He meant in the kitchen.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

That's awesome.

So, about that pint?

You'd regret it, Chef.

 

[AKCJ]

Is he ****.

Nonsense.

Trouble with you mate is that you could put a player like Paul Pogba in a United shirt and you'd call him world class.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Trouble with you mate is that you could put a player like Paul Pogba in a United shirt and you'd call him world class.

Do you lot still think Kante is world class?

 

[AKCJ]

Do you lot still think Kante is world class?

Not really had a chance to prove it in the Champions League but he's undoubtedly the best defensive/box-to-box midfielder in the league.

 

[Spurlock]

Top 4 will be
City
United
Chelsea
Liverpool
Spurs and Arsenal fighting over 5th place

Just let us know what you think next month too

 

[Sucky]

Not really had a chance to prove it in the Champions League but he's undoubtedly the best defensive/box-to-box midfielder in the league.

Only cos naby ain't here yet

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Not really had a chance to prove it in the Champions League but he's undoubtedly the best defensive/box-to-box midfielder in the league.

He's not even Chelsea's best DM anymore.

 

[AKCJ]

Only cos naby ain't here yet

Keita wears Kante pyjamas.

 

[Sucky]

Keita wears Kante pyjamas.

That's a bit sick dude.

 

[AKCJ]

That's a bit sick dude.

I know, right? Totally rad!

 

[AKCJ]

He's not even Chelsea's best DM anymore.

Well at least you've got a sense of humour

 

[Spurlock]

Morata is twice the footballer of Lukaku.

Best target man in the league by a distance.

One day you'll get your pubescent nose out of Chelsea's arse.

Best target man and by a distance lol

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Well at least you've got a sense of humour

How much of Kante's turd is dripping from the end of your beak right now?

Best player in the league to an absolute nobody in Usain Bolt fashion.