Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Watching the Juve v Barca game. Lively start from both teams.

 

[Big Ern]

Lasted longer than I expected.

10 mins later and...

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[Big Ern]

oh dear Celtic, they started off so well, but now they're the kid that dared to punch the bully on the nose and is now getting the kicking of his life.

 

[Spurlock]

You're clearly King Rimmer on here, Skiddy. It's basically all that you do.
A **** covered cheerleader that follows CFC and Piskie around like a particularly mangy dog.
So much so that you'd rather do it now than watch your team play!

Ouch!

 

[Stan]

Well we ballsed that one up.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Well we ballsed that one up.

Yep.

Mourhino these days is only ever one defeat away from failure, Stan.

I think you, of all people, know that, mate.

 

[Stan]

Yep.

Mourhino these days is only ever one defeat away from failure, Stan.

I think you, of all people, know that, mate.

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[Hoddle is a god]

It suits us for a variety of reasons. You coming second would narrow the number of teams that we can face, for one.

Are you trying to explain how the seeding works to Skiddy, mate?


Save your breath.

You’d have a better chance of explaining calculus to a hamster.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

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Tragic.

 

[Stan]

Tragic.

Best word to describe your title “charge”.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Best word to describe your title “charge”.

Slowly slowly catchy monkey, Stan.

Isn’t that a Northern saying?

 

[Stan]

Slowly slowly catchy monkey, Stan.

Isn’t that a Northern saying?

How slowly? It’s been over 50 years. You must have been doing O Levels at the time.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

How slowly? It’s been over 50 years. You must have been doing O Levels at the time.

How slow do you think United will go over the next decade, Stan? Even with the biggest debt in World football?

 

[Stan]

How slow do you think United will go over the next decade, Stan? Even with the biggest debt in World football?

That doesn’t make sense Tragic. Has the Travelodge porter just brought you the corkscrew?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

That doesn’t make sense Tragic. Has the Travelodge porter just brought you the corkscrew?

It makes perfect sense, Stan. You are blinded to the truth.

 

[Stan]

It makes perfect sense, Stan. You are blinded to the truth.

It’s on a par with your insistence that the Saudis own Man City and Fergie left Utd just after they bought the club.

#scratchthesurface

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It’s on a par with your insistence that the Saudis own Man City and Fergie left Utd just after they bought the club.

[HASHTAG]#scratchthesurface[/HASHTAG]

I say these things to throw you off the scent.

 

[Stan]

I say these things to throw you off the scent.

Fair enough. The general consensus is that you’re a clueless old man who has to live in a Bristol Travelodge during the week.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Fair enough. The general consensus is that you’re a clueless old man who has to live in a Bristol Travelodge during the week.

General consensus?


Is that what the lads are calling the ‘Pede these days?

 

[Stan]

General consensus?


Is that what the lads are calling the ‘Pede these days?

How long do you think the Pede is? You ran DMD and Skiddy close in a **** poll!