No for Southampton. You’ll need a new one when we buy Van Dijk![]()
We're well stocked there, thanks for your concern

You seem well stocked in forward areas though, fancy a swap?
I like the look of that Senegalese bloke...
No for Southampton. You’ll need a new one when we buy Van Dijk![]()

We're well stocked there, thanks for your concern
You seem well stocked in forward areas though, fancy a swap?
I like the look of that Senegalese bloke...
Mane? He isn’t that great. Tell you who you do need though, Daniel Sturridge. He’d be great for you guys!

What are you saying 'ouch' for ? All the top teams were ****, Spurs had their best season for 56 years and you still couldn't catch Leicester![]()
Nah who's that other striker you got that begins with S? Egyptian lad I think...
We could do this all ****ing night btw![]()

I trust that you don’t include Arsenal among the “top teams?” You were just as ****e as you always were, and you are getting ****tier, Pix.

Yeh we could be here for ages
We’ll just give you Lovren back and be done with it![]()

So we were ****e and still managed to finish above you. What does that make Spurs then ?
Keep em coming Forrest![]()
We gave up when we knew we couldn’t win the title. Second spot for you was a big thing. For us, not so much.

3rd in a 2 horse race
[HASHTAG]#bottlers[/HASHTAG]
That’s a race where only first matters, mate.
It’s interesting that you celebrate having come second. Us Spurs fans have loftier expectations these days, I think.

We didn't though, it was just funny seeing you lot **** it up.
And as for Spurs not celebrating 2nd ? you're chatting bollocks again, last season was the first time you'd finished 2nd in the Premier league, before that you have to go back to 1962. Almost as far back as your last title![]()
Yes, we are certainly on an upward trajectory, Pix.

Didn't look like that when you lot got dry humped by the 'Hapless Gooners' on Saturday
How's that 'utter dominance' going btw ?
I’ve already given credit where it’s due, Pix. You scrapped very hard for your ref-assisted win.
It’ll be very interesting to see if you can maintain both your desire and your luck with refs.
So much butt hurt
So much butt hurt
We pissed all over you fella![]()
I can understand why you need to believe that, Pix.

I think you should consider yourselves fortunate that we didn't bang 4 or 5 past you![]()
Nah. The ref was embarrassed after gifting you those first two.

Yes he probably should have awarded a penalty for the foul on Sanchez (by the **** Sanchez you helped to scout with your mate Martin Jol) towards the end.