Come off it, Pix!
We all know that you were sat on your Mum's sofa, last night, next to a full box of Kleenex and with your trousers and pants around your ankles, watching the match and looking forward to Spurs getting smashed!
When our first goal went in, you readjusted the first tissue in the box,
Utter lie.
Everyone knows clan PIXIE watches Emmerdale
when Spurs are playing in the CL.




