**** me but the media's Liverpool love-in has now reached completely daft heights ... in our title winning season Vardy scored in 15 consecutive Prem games breaking a record previously held by United's van Nistelrooj (although RVN's record was not all in the same season) ... The paps are now creaming themselves that, today (against the Spuds) Mo Salad is about to beat Vardy's consecutive goals AND ASSISTS record ... where the **** has that come from? ... assists were never in the plot ffs... In reality Salah's current goal streak is .... errr... 2... coz he didn't score against Wolves ... ya couldn't make it up ... Put the tissues away lads ... need another ****fest
Howay the lads. Hopefully Joelinton will be instrumental in achieving only a 2-0 loss which constitutes winning today for us