Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I'm loving it.

 

The guy doesn't change at all, ever:

 

#nevermaureensfault

 

At this point who would you rather have, Nuno or Maureen ?

 

Can I take Ryan Mason back instead?

If not, Jose. Nuno’s literally a B-tech version of Jose without the successful history.

 

1/100 it’s Dele Alli

 

Sorry mate, it was a trick question

But yeah, Nuno is looking like he's lost the plot already. What was happening with Fonseca with your lot, weren't you about to appoint him and then pulled out ?

Looks like he might be Toon bound.

 

The contract was literally about to be signed - Fonseca even confirmed it - and then Paratici pulled the plug and decided to go for Nuno.

I’ve liked Paratici’s signings so far but he totally ****ed up the manager appointment and I’ll be surprised if Nuno even makes it til the end of the season, apparently we can sack him for free if we don’t make top four… and we definitely ain’t doing that.

 

yeah defo seemed like a panic appointment. Wasn't he something like 4th choice ?

 

Further than that I think. He was the fan’s 10th+ choice and the club’s 7th or 8th… shambles, lol.

From memory the club either tried going for, or showed an interest in:

Nagelsmann - got snapped up by Bayern
Rodgers - ruled himself out although not sure we ever approached
ten Hag - signed a new one year extension
Potter - was also massively wanted by a lot of fans
Rangnick - briefly linked, not sure how concrete the interest was
Fonseca - plug pulled last minute
Gattuso - **** knows why and the fans actually stopped it from happening

 

And Maria Guardiola. She's smoking hot tbh and they've been seen out together plenty.

 

That’s Ruby Mae though, his ex, lol.

 

Oh ok, still scrubs up nicely.

 

Yeah she’s a rocket.

 

So ok, this is Maria (below), i was wrong though as there are NOT lots of pics of them together only ones he sends to his team-mates from his bedroom:

 

Fair play. Probably on £8m a year doing **** all and singing Blue Moon while he goes through that.

 

Thiago and Elliott both injured. Not much option, really

 

Holy Fk she's a sizzler

No wonder she dumped him though, he looks like Kid from Kid n Play

 

**** the bed bro, that ain't a good look.

Thought Levy was supposed to be good at this ****