Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Kin ell

 

Same for both teams but **** me

 

Do Portsmouth have Aquaman playing for them or something? It's 4-0!

 

Our players have come off the pitch safely. I'm happy with that today

 

Nobody drowned, then?

 

Nah we sent Alex Pritchard on with armbands

 

Rescue boat?

 

Wow. Lol couldnt they postpone the game tomorrow. That pitch is a joke

 

I've seen Sunday league games called off for less. I can't hide from the fact that it was the same for both teams, though.

 

That's what all teams should do against city

 

Shame fosse aint here to tell us how hes "played on wetter pitches... Only last night"

 

well, Norwich v Burnley was dire, don;t know why I thought it might actually be a good game, both look like relegation fodder. Mike Ashley's ambition for Newcastle to stay in the premier levels above that of the Norwich board, who seem only interested in qualifying for parachute payments.

 

I'll do it then, I turned up for a match once and it was so wet there were ducks on the pitch.

 

Red all day, dirty bastard.

 

You play on Hackney marshes?

 

Shame about the Toon……

 

Watford's disallowed goal against Leeds:

Erm...

 

foul by the 27, he judo throws the defender into the ball.

 

To be fair, think the leeds defender is trying to american football block him. Hes not even facing the ball as the watford player tries to get past