Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Are you trying to tell me salah doesn't dive in the box and doesn't get them

 

Well no im not cos no one fuking mentioned salah and we weren't talking about him in the 1st place

One thing at a time roy.

 

City are dominating possession, but they're not actually creating any chances.
Chelsea are so hard to break down. Incredibly well organised.
The benches may have a lot to say about how this goes.

 

No pressure. He's not even a defender, either. Attacking midfielder. That's just wrong.

 

Can't say I'm happy with that.

 

Utd all over villa.

They deffo gonna score soon

 

Why's there two early games?

 

Because The Courteeners are playing a gig at Old Trafford cricket ground later. Seriously.

 

Eyebrows on fleek

 

Well its nice to see Lukaku still has the touch of an elephant at least

 

Harsh to judge him on the three touches he had.

 

Regardless how this match finishes Chelsea aren't as good as we thought they were. They've been chasing shadows for 50mins.

Men against boys would sum this game up, so far.

 

Tuchel and his back 10

 

Well deserved

 

Jammy deflection. On the other foot this week...

 

Need a chav equaliser now. Couple reds, maybe some injuries, anything to make this game more entertaining.

 

Big save by Mendy.

 

Bout ten yards offside tho

 

The one before that. **** knows why they bothered letting Foden play on.

 

How's Silva kept that out?! No way Jesus should've let anyone block that, though.