Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Oi, you lot can go to the back of the queue.

 

Hoping for 5 still 20 minutes left

 

Cavemen 0-4 England

 

Dodgy keeper, dodgy keeper!

 

Good half.

 

Southgate was right about one thing, we should get our own house in order before we slag off the Hungarians for the actions of a few.

 

Emma Hayes looks like the type of bird I’d expect to bump into at closing time at a 90’s weekend at Butlins.

 

I thought it was glen hoddle

 

Is Harold the son of the devil?

 

Whatever takes your fancy Roy, just make sure you shut the curtains yeah.

 

I'd **** her.
Just for her analysis.

 

My tits are still a bit sore for her sausage fingers

 

I've had worse

 

You've shagged my missus?
Lucky man, she makes a mean goulash

 

My Mrs mentioned that tonight, I’ve never noticed it before, but defo looks like he’s sprouting horns like.

 

Your wife's fit isn't she?

 

Yeah, as in not being fat. Never seen her break into a run since I met her so in that sense no

 

Im sure you posted a pic of her on your kitchen table a few years back and she looked a proper ball drainer.

 

****ing hell I've got to be honest and say when all this get Racism out started up I thought it was based on one or 2 numptys and was ott, but after seeing Hungarians doing monkey chants etc I realise I'm an ostrich.

Watched sterling walk off last night after the game and felt sorry for him.. Absolutely ****ing awful and I hope Hungary get banned from the sport until they sort it out.

 

Yeah, not something you would see/hear in the UK!