Just about to leave London for Southampton.
I would like to be able to summon sufficient bravado to taunt Liverpool and predict a defeat for them and a VvD own goal, that sort of thing. Can't though.
So I shall just say - **** Liverpool. That's it, just **** Liverpool, **** Lallana the badge kissing tramp, **** Dejan the ugly snarling ****er Lovren, **** Van Dijk-Head, still quite like Mane but happy he's been crap lately and **** him anyway, **** Klopp and his glasses, the ****ing metrosexual clown, **** the Beatles, **** Gerry and the ****ing Pacemakers, and **** the ferry across the ****ing Mersey.
That's all folks.
****s.