Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Welshie]

Good because that's what it's all about and I expect the worst of the worst happens.. I'm the type of guy that glues a newspaper cut out of a naked man onto my friends legs while they are asleep with no more nails.

What you need to remember is this could swing my way also.

Oh yeah

what in the name of god are you chatting about here

 

[Fox Mulder]

what in the name of god are you chatting about here

A true story

 

[Tobes]

Good because that's what it's all about and I expect the worst of the worst happens.. I'm the type of guy that glues a newspaper cut out of a naked man onto my friends legs while they are asleep with no more nails.

What you need to remember is this could swing my way also.

Oh yeah

You lot staying up by the skin of your teeth gives you nowt to strut about though.

You lot going down would be ****ing epic though.

Sob on the Tyne x3

 

[Fox Mulder]

You lot staying up by the skin of your teeth gives you nowt to strut about though.

You lot going down would be ****ing epic though.

Tears on the Tyne x3

Not what I'm referring to.

I've got my screenshots loaded

 

[Tel (they/them)]

it wouldnt surprise me

they're good

shame about their fans like, obese n that

but what can you do

Newcastle fans are all athletes like.

 

[Welshie]

Newcastle fans are all athletes like.

if thats what you think

i think they're all fat as ****

ugly women too

 

[Fox Mulder]

Newcastle fans are all athletes like.

The guy with the Tyne bridge on his belly springs to mind

 

[Welshie]

The guy with the Tyne bridge on his belly springs to mind

i thought it was "NUFC"?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

if thats what you think

i think they're all fat as ****

ugly women too

Why you tryna be edgy bro? Ya run that club flip into the ground with the City stuff... toon fan, take ya buttfukkkin like a man, or like Roy.

 

[Fox Mulder]

i thought it was "NUFC"?

He has that too I think...

 

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[Fox Mulder]

Why you tryna be edgy bro? Ya run that club flip into the ground with the City stuff... toon fan, take ya buttfukkkin like a man, or like Roy.

I'm taking mine with a smile on my face and with a steely determination to return the favour no matter how far or no matter how long it takes somewhere down the road

 

[Commachio]

Why you tryna be edgy bro? Ya run that club flip into the ground with the City stuff... toon fan, take ya buttfukkkin like a man, or like Roy.

Welshie is just a cock gobbler. Has no affinity with any club.

 

[Spurlock]

Munse taking a right ol battering with fellow Toon, Welshie throwing him under the bus for good measure

 

[Spurlock]

Welshie taking a right ol battering from Tel

Spurs fan finds it funny

 

[Tobes]

Welshie is just a cock gobbler. Has no affinity with any club.

Comm just waltzes in and blows Welshies head clean off.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Welshie is just a cock gobbler. Has no affinity with any club.

He’ll be calling Sucky after reading that.

 

[Spurlock]

Toon fans getting gaped

the lads are warming up for the relegation bantz coming up next month

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Poor lad he was having a good time as well.

Zipped up in plastic in about 3 minutes.

 

[Welshie]

Oh ****, they all comin for me now

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i reckon if you all call me a cocksucker, plastic n tha a few more times, i'll start fizzin