Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Semis of:

Chelsea 0-1 Southampton (we'd have beat them last month without stupid tackle from Ings)

United 1-0 City (Oleball getting better of Pep yet again)

Then the final...

Manchester United 0-1 Southampton

James Ward-Prowse, the Portsmouth born lad, scoring the winner with ten to go.


#It'sHappening @captain wrong

 

Learned that at QPR...

 

Honours even in the Fake Hoops derby today I see.

 

It’s all anyone from Heston Services to Slough has talked about for days.

 

Hopefully it will mate... Im sick to death of the same pissy clubs holding the sport hostage.

 

Hmmm ... all very nice, but in the version I've got, you end up getting dicked 10 nil in the final by Leicester City ...

 

Joelinton this is it mate dolt let me down

 

Much better than expected, but 85 minutes of being solid counts for **** all thanks to Mr ****ing Whippy somehow turning up as the No.9 and banging in a rebound.

Oh well.

 

“The A4 is ours”

 

Just for you (and Sucky)

Joelinton
Joelinton
Joelinton
Joe-lin-tuh-ton
I'm begging of you please don't take the piss

 

Don’t think we haven’t thought of that nightmare scenario too

 

Would actually be less **** than 50 year old men singing “you’re not fit to wear the hoops”.

 

Joe Joe Joe
Come on and do the conga
Joe Joe Joe
It's conga time for sure

 

You really have been drinking, haven't you?

 

... we have the interesting little conundrum of getting past United first ... so it might be them with the 10 in the final ...

 

Might open a B&B equidistant between Newcastle and Sunderland just to call it the Joelinton Travel Tavern.

 

Joelinton, woah-oh-oh-oh, Joelinton, woah-oh-oh-oh, he cost us 40 mil, cos he comes from Brazil!

 

The Steve Bruce Inn (and out).

 

Jarrow is about right... Jarra

 

Lol that was funny bro