Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

He'll be on in a minute to tell me how bitter I am.

Joselu missed a penalty

 

£90m finish there from Pogba. God forbid he might get hurt throwing himself at a ball at the back post. Tart.

 

Alli diving at 2-0 up

 

Ain’t over yet by a long way. Utd got a lot of attacking talent out there.

We gotta stay sharp.

But Utd’s defense is ****e!...

 

Good challenge. Pretty obviously not a dive.

 

Pogba playing like a ******. Looking for the spectacular every time he gets the ball.

 

Sorry for praising your defender’s challenge, Tel.

 

I’d bring Sanchez on now for that youth teamer playing left wing.

 

Our worst 45 since Fergie retired.

 

No it isn’t.

 

Sorry I didn't realise you were in charge of all memories ever.

 

I probably should be if you don’t recall a worse half under Moyes or Van Gaal.

 

Two goals for Walcott tonight. Glad to see him doing well

 

Double post.

 

Bournemouth 0-1 up at Chelsea

 

K then mate.

 

Utd done by a 10 second hoofball and an OG. Shocking from them to be honest.

 

4 minutes apart. now what was that about memory

 

Re-opened the phone and it sent again.

I remain doubly certain there have been worse halves for United.