Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Shelvey is decent on the ball, he can pick a pass and get you moving forwards BUT without the ball he’s ****ing useless these days, his work rate to chase back and close down the opposition is ****ing woeful, and tonight you’re playing the side with arguably the highest workrate in the league. Even as a casual observer of Newcastle that’s obvious, so I’d be pulling me hair out of I actually followed them.

 

You need Krul back, is he injured? If not then Given. Shame Ameobe is suspended, can't see where the goals will come from tbh.

I would love it if you beat them.

 

Mrs doubtfires forgotten Dubravka exists unfortunately

 

Easily done tbf.

 

? He's a top keeper mate

 

We can't even create shots and that's no even an exaggeration... 1 per match

 

It's Leeds mate. If you can't create a shot on target against them you should be relegated tonight.

 

Piss off Trebs

 

Encouraging

 

Some definite barber action in this Leeds team @Saints for the Win

 

I didn't say they'd score mate

 

Leeds 1-0. Newcastle playing like a league two team away in the cup.

 

I bet they’ve got a barber in their football bubble lol.

Either that or they’re all shagging hairdressers.

 

STOP THE COUNT!!!

 

How are Soton 5/2 at home to Arsenal tonight?

Don’t get it.

 

You’ve just invited the jinx in, made it a cuppa and given it your slippers there mate.

 

Don't try to play the Everton card pal, the win for an out of form team is an Everton specialty.

 

Zaha's barber's inspiration

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Bruce has surely only got about 50 mins of togger to save his job here like.

They’re ****ing grim.

 

Reckon we'll probably lose tbh mate. Both full backs are out for us I believe and I don't see us beating them twice in 4 days.