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[Star of David Bardsley]

An Everton fan liked to amuse himself by scaring anyone wearing a Liverpool shirt.

He would swerve his car as if to hit them, then swerve back to just miss them.

One day while driving along, he saw his local priest, so he pulled over and asked, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm on my way to give Mass." replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Liverpool supporter walking down the road. Instinctively he swerved as if to hit him, but this time but heard a loud thud.

He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I think I hit that Liverpool fan."

“No you didn’t” replied the priest... "I got him with the door."

HAHAHAHA

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Think the recipient was a friend:

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Technically the FA are the bad guys for charging him for using one of his cultural gestures.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Think the recipient was a friend:

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Yes, but the point is though that if you post openly on social media the recipient is anyone who reads it.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Yes, but the point is though that if you post openly on social media the recipient is anyone who reads it.

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[Ivan Dobsky]

An Everton fan liked to amuse himself by scaring anyone wearing a Liverpool shirt.

He would swerve his car as if to hit them, then swerve back to just miss them.

One day while driving along, he saw his local priest, so he pulled over and asked, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm on my way to give Mass." replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Liverpool supporter walking down the road. Instinctively he swerved as if to hit him, but this time but heard a loud thud.

He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I think I hit that Liverpool fan."

“No you didn’t” replied the priest... "I got him with the door."

Then Michael Oliver left the priesthood to become a Prem League referee.

 

[Blueman]

Why 3, Suarez had 8?

Because Suarez played for you tramps. Good enough reason for me.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Because Suarez played for you tramps. Good enough reason for me.

And the FA too, it appears.

 

[luvgonzo]

Because Suarez played for you tramps. Good enough reason for me.

You don't count Bluey.

 

[Quesadaad]

You don't count Bluey.

BLM

 

[Libby]

5 subs voted down again.

 

[Tobes]

Suarez bit people and was an all round thundercunt.

That is all.

 

[Blueman]

You don't count Bluey.

Says someone who supports a team in a different country.

 

[luvgonzo]

Says someone who supports a team in a different country.

My choices are poor tbf.

 

[Blueman]

My choices are poor tbf.

Yep.

 

[Tobes]

Villa vs Burnley is living up to its billing.

 

[Blueman]

Villa vs Burnley is living up to its billing.

Yeah not brilliant. Hopefully liven up 2nd half.

 

[PINKIE]

Suarez bit people and was an all round thundercunt.

That is all.

He was never worth that extra £1 anyway.

 

[Tobes]

He was never worth that extra £1 anyway.

I’ve never forgiven him for getting Rodwell sent of in a derby for having the temerity to tackle him, I could hear the cheating ****s scream from the top tier at Goodison. He was a fantastic player, but one truly horrible cheating twat.

 

[PINKIE]

I’ve never forgiven him for getting Rodwell sent of in a derby for having the temerity to tackle him, I could hear the cheating ****s scream from the top tier at Goodison. He was a fantastic player, but one truly horrible cheating twat.

Yep, natural born finisher. But a total **** with it.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Everything is set up for us to close the gap today, so it’s written in the Ole Ball stars that we are about to gift 3 points to Sheffield United.